I've never been more disappointed in my life! Indiana Jones has just taken the world title for WORST MOVIE EVER! Don't get me wrong. 90% of the movie was everything you wanted to see in an Indiana Jones movie. There were a few scenes that came straight from the cheese factory (i.e. swinging through the jungle like Tarzan... yeah) but the movie was really good. Then... Then? THEN?!? Yeah George Skywalker and Steven Nerd face made the WORST decision ever. I believe it went something like this:
"We need to do something different." - Steven
"Yeah! Hey you know what we've never even thought of?" - George
"What? The Ten Commandments?" - Steven
"No way! Here me out... ALIENS!!!" - George
"Brilliant! PURE GENIUS!" - Steven
"No one would ever see that coming!" - George
"Maybe E.T. can make a cameo!" - Steven
Maybe the movie should have been called "Indiana Jones: AVP"
Bottom line (and this is coming from a huge Indiana Jones fan) I will never see this movie again and in my opinion they have just killed Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones + Aliens = PURE CRAP THAT SMELLS LIKE BLUE BERRIES BUT WHEN YOU TASTE IT YOU REALIZE YOU'RE EATING CRAP!